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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:23

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
No way
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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