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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

Next, they tried...

No way

Unacceptable again!

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you believe that the portrayal of smoking in films and music videos contributes to the glamorization of cigarettes in society?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

How do you identify a woman player?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?